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Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking - lyrics

Einstein:
When I apply my battle theory
minds are relatively blown
so take a seat Steve
oop, I see you brought your own

what´s whit your voice?
I can´t frickin tell
you sound like WALL-E
having sex with a Speak & Spell

I´ll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
all your fans will be like
"um, that was a Hawk-ward"

I´m as dope as two rappers
you better be scared
cause that means Albert E
equals M C squared

Hawking:
You´ve
got no idea
what you´re messing with here boy
I got 12 inch rims on my chair
thaht´s how I roll y´all

you look like someone glued
a mustache on a troll doll

I´ll be stretching out the rhyme
like graviry stretches time
when you try to put your little p-brane
against this kind of mind

I´m the best
I´m the snoop dogg of science
I´ll be dropping mad apples on your head
from the shoulders of giants

Einstein:
I´m the giant whose shoulders
you´d have stood on
if you could stand
I´ll give you a brief history of pain

with the back of my hand
you can´t destroy matter or me
for serious

ripping holes in you
bigger than the hole
in your black hole theory was

Hawking:
there are ten milion milion milion milion milion milion milion milion milion
particles in the universe
that we can observe

your mama took the ugly ones
and put them into one nerd
you wanna bring the heat
with the mushroom clouds you´re making

I´m about to bake raps from scratch
like Carl Sagan
and while it´s true
that my work is based on you

I´m a super computer
you´re like a TI-82

Lyrics was added by Senio

Lyrics was corrected by wikipetr

Video was added by Senio


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