Arrivederci, Imma leave before this battle begins…
…'Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win!
I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation!
I'll beat you so bad, they'll feel it in the next generation,
So bring it on! I'll whip you like a Klingon!
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like The Wrath of Khan!
I've got a neck chop for Spock! I'll put my sword through Sulu!
Check into a priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu!
I'm the…enterprising captain, James Tiberius Kirk,
Representing Riverside Iowa, planet…Earth.
I…hear you call yourself an explorer, but I'm just not having it.
You…discovered a new world that was already inhabited!
Why don't you…boldly go someplace you've never gone before?
Like India, or…any destination you've actually set sail for.
You spaghetti-eating fuck! How's your spice rack doing?
I'll be…chilling in my spaceship. Have fun canoeing.
You know, rapping against you, it's not even fun.
It's like somebody set your brains on stun!
I am the fabric of history! You are a fictional stain!
I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!
Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like it's my job.
We'll see how Isabella likes my…captain's log.
It's…Kobayashi for you. There's no way you could win.
When your weak crew sees me approaching, they'll be like, "Dammit, it's Jim!"
I'll double-fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!
Now…take your genocidal ass off of my bridge.
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