Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 - lyrics
Vader, this is your last chance! Battle me... or die!!
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!
This Führer crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ into Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I've beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some lovin'
So I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!
Darth Vader (NicePeter):
Let me paint you a picture, son
Potrait of a bitch after World War One
You were stirring up a fear so the German people
Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got it fired up
And when your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters rhyme for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
Boba Fett (Ray William Johnson):
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
Cause when I rock the microphone I..-
Adolf Hitler (EpicLLOYD):
Aw, sieg heil no!
You're not going to cheat me, Mr. Sunglasses-All-the-Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and you all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw you all in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf!... Hitler...
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