I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are;
When it comes to world leaders
You like literally lower the bar.
I'll rip your bones apart Bonaparte
Turn your horse into glue;
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo
I got skills
I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson;
You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed
In Russia since Boris Yeltsin.
You can keep your french fries
I got tater tots you gnome;
Why don't you crawl back in your little shell
And escargot the heck home.
How dare you address moi
You adolescent worm;
I am French
You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm.
I spit at you
Harder than Tina the llama;
Smacking your face
Till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh's.
Doodle up some friends
You gangly freak show;
Before I toss you over the mountain
Like the dreams of Uncle Rico.
This bastards about to see
How bad the battle can be;
Your buddy Pedro will be voting for me.
Why don't you freaking exile yourself
On your little island and hide;
'Cause this is a rap rollercoaster
You're not even tall enough to ride.
I don't even care
How many stupid like Prussians you've killed;
'Cause to me
Your just the emperor of the lollipop guild.
Sacrebleu, t'as une tête a faire
Sauter les plaques d'egouts;
I'm going to shove your moon boots
Straight up your poop shoot.
I'll whip you so bad
They'll make a virgin meringue;
You're the only type of dynamite
That's never going to bang.
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