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Pretty Pink Tractor - lyrics

Well my old John Deere finally broke down
Used it every day, drove it into the ground
So I went to get a new one way uptown
But I was out of luck cause they were all out
So I found a used tractor on Craigslist
There was no picture but I couldn't resist
It seemed like a good deal
But know I regret
If you wanna know why go take a look at it

Chorus:
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Go take a peek it's out in the pasture
People make fun but it don't matter
drives real loud so you can't hear the laughter
makes a sweet sound when you turn a corner
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
when I think about, just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
my daddy came by Sunday after church
he said son don't you listen to them big mouthed jerks
and if they make fun hit 'em with your purse

Chorus:
take em on a ride on your pretty pink tractor
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor
sure all the family will want to take a gander
so don't show em your pretty pink tractor
tella tubby cover on the seat
it's like a redneck sesame street

gotta watch out when you buy online
don't turn out good all the time
why y'all gotta make fun that way
It plows it up, it bales the hay
give me a minute while I put this dip in
hit with a purse you'd be trippin
snapshot, cheapshot, take a look
post it all up on your Facebook
everybody hatin on my new rig
cows and chicken dog and pig
jump on my tractor let it flow
got ya trippin on a double rainbow
fire it up i hear yall laughin
makin in rain i'm a redneck rappin
pepto bismo flash your peg
i know ya'll really wanna be me

real soft when you turn a corner
Barbie would drive it if she were a farmer
when i think about it I just get madder
i got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
think I'll go to town
and trade it in for green or brown
who want's my pretty pink tractor?

Lyrics was added by kamilos

Video was added by kamilos

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