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I Just Had Sex (feat. The Lonely Island) - karaoke text

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Sometimes Something beautiful happens in this world You don't know how to express yourself so You just gotta sing I just had sex And it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her) I just had sex (Hey!) And I'll never go back (never go back) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penisA girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest You'll never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feeling it was the best When I had the sex 'Meant my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done Guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest Well sure Nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever Now sing I just had sex And it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her) I Wanna tell the world To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it I ain't one to argue with a good thingShe could be my wife That good? The best 30 seconds of my life My life! I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you She kept looking at her watch Doesn't matter, I had sex But I cried the whole time Doesn't matter, I had sex I think she might have been a racist Doesn't matter, I had sex She put a bag on my head Still counts I just had sex And my dreams came true (dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex (everybody sing!) And it felt so good (we all had sex!) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (I wanna tell the whole world!)I just had sex (I just had sex!) And I'll never go back (no, no, no!) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past (And it felt so great)

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