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Did you know ducks are necrophiles?That’s duck science.They don’t have sphincters, dump in pilesThat’s why ducks don’t buy pants.And we have to face thisMale ducks are rapists!DuckTales! Whoo-hoo!Scientifically Accurate DuckTales. Whoo-hoo!Crazy pooping birds should go to duck jails.Then there’s the whole pool of gold.Scrooge won’t write a check.And whether he was young or oldIf he dived in he’d break his neck.A gold pile looks neat,But it’s hard as concrete.DuckTales! Whoo-hoo!Scientifically Accurate DuckTales. Whoo-hoo!Danger! Duck’s behind youIf you’re a girl ducks will grind you.Also ducks are cannibals. DuckTales. Whoo-hoo!Have salmonella, H5 and bird flu!Scientifically Accurate DuckTales. Whoo-hoo!Last verse is on genitaliaSo stay in your places.Because ducks hump so much,Girl ducks have vagina mazes.To screw around thisDucks grew a corkscrew phallus! DuckTales! Whoo-hoo!Disgusting crapping cannibalistic DuckTales.Penis in the shape of a corkscrew DuckTales!

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