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If I Had A Million Dollars - karaoke text

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If I had a million dollars (x2) Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) And if I had a million dollars (x2) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottomon) And if I had a million dollars (x2) Well, I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love. If i had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If i had a million dollars You could help it wouldnt be that hard If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put that little tiny fridge in there somewhere We could just go up there and hang out, like open the fridge and stuff. And there would be food just layed out for us, Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things, They have pre-wrapped sausages but they dont have pre-wrapped bacon Well can you blame 'em? haha yeah! If I had a million dollars (x2) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat thats cruel) And if I had a million dollars (x2) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (x2) Well, I'd buy you John Mereks remains (Oooo all them crazy elephant bones) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love. If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store, If I had a million dollars We'd take a limosine 'cuz it costs more, If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner, But we would eat Kraft dinner Of course we would we'd just eat more of it, And buy really expensive ketchups with it That's right all the fanciest ketchup... dijon ketchup (mmmmmm) If I had a million dollars (x2) Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress thats cruel) And if i had a million dollars (x2) Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (x2) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love. If I had a million dollars (x5) I'd be rich!!

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