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Drunk On A Plane - karaoke text

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I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoonA couple tickets all inclusive down in CancunI couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7AI'm getting drunk on a planeI bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazyCause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside meNow I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our traysI'm getting drunk on a planeBuyin' drinks for everybodyBut the pilot, it's a partyGot this 737 rocking like a G6Stewardess is somethin' sexyLeanin' pourin' Coke and whiskeyTold her about my conditionGot a little mile-high flight attentionIt's Mardi Gras up in the cloudsI'm up so high, I may never come downI'll try anything to drown out the painThey all know why I'm getting drunk on a planeWe had this date marked on the calendar foreverWe'd take that new wed limo airport ride togetherI feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cakeSo hey, I'm getting drunk on a planeBuyin' drinks for everybodyBut the pilot, it's a partyGot this 737 rocking like a G6Stewardess is somethin' sexyLeanin' pourin' Coke and whiskeyTold her about my conditionGot a little mile-high flight attentionIt's Mardi Gras up in the cloudsI'm up so high, I may never come downI'll try anything to drown out the painThey all know why I'm getting drunk on a planeOn my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first classSo I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glassAnd when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a planeBuyin' drinks for everybodyBut the pilot, it's a partyGot this 737 rocking like a G6Stewardess is somethin' sexyLeanin' pourin' Coke and whiskeyTold her about my conditionGot a little mile-high flight attentionIt's Mardi Gras up in the cloudsI'm up so high, I may never come downI'll try anything to drown out the painThey all know why I'm getting drunk on a planeI'm getting drunk on a planeI might be passed outIn the baggage claimBut right nowI'm drunk on a plane

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