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This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strikeand I have no experience with this type of shit.Who should I call for help? Vader:It’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)Reconstructin’ the Death Star!With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar,Fucking you up no matter who you are!Palpatine:Tell them motherfuckers ’bout this here Dark Side!Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!And we’ll beat the Rebels ’cause their skills ain’t shit!Vader:And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!Yoda:Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.Lando:Ah, you’re just jealous ’cause my black dick’s thicker.Chewbacca:*Wookie yell*Lando:Yo! Tell ‘em Chewie, last nightI had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.Luke:Shut the fuck up man! Leia’s my sister!The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister.Ben Kenobi:Luke! Use the force beforeintercourse, but Luke!Don’t forget! Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks!(Ohh!)Luke:Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (top gun)The chosen one, hotter than both suns!Vader ain’t shit, his head’s cut up and split!He’s slower than the first Pentium chip!(Dark Side!)Vader:The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.(Rebels!)Luke:You know we’ll fucking win, ’cause we’ll fight to the end!(Dark Side!)Palpatine:I can feel the anger dwelling within you!(Rebels!)Yoda:You also feel Vader’s dick in you. BIATCH!*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*Han Solo:Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!Sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore,trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*C3PO:Oh, my, goodness gracious me!I’m a gay man’s golden fantasy!Programmed for homo-ecstasy,ten million forms of gay positioning.For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*R2-D2, watch your language!Always having sex with robotic strangers!Jar Jar Binks:Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

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