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Royals - Lorde Parody (Hopkins) - karaoke text

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If this is life, I'm unimpressedAdulthood's nothing like the tales in the moviesI've got stretch marks and saggy breastsSeven extra pounds, and I'm full of envyCuz every song's, like,Written by a kid I probably used to babysitKilling it by puberty while I can barely stay fitSo unfair that Lorde's a millionaire at seventeenAnd everybody's gotKids, a mortgage, real responsibilityNeck pain, diets, "hot chicks" were born after meSo unfair, I have to pay for my own health careAnd we used to be RoyalsRoyalsHow was that 10 years ago?Seems like yesterday 2004I wish I had another goIf I could be a high schoolerSchoolerI could be the prom queenAnd baby I'd rule I'd rule I'd rule High schoolLet me live that fantasyMy friends and I can tell we're oldWe count our dollars in our IRA while you partyAnd once we're in our comfy clothesWe watch youtube clipsEat chips and feel self-pityCuz every song's, like,Written by a kid I probably used to babysitKilling it by puberty while I can barely stay fitSo unfair that Lorde's a millionaire at seventeenAnd everybody's gotKids, a mortgage, real responsibilityNeck pain, diets, "hot chicks" were born after meSo unfair, being carded is getting rareAnd we used to be RoyalsRoyalsHow was that 10 years ago?Seems like yesterday 2004I wish had another goIf I could be a high schoolerSchoolerI could be the prom queenAnd baby I'd ruleI'd rule I'd rule High schoolLet me live that fantasyWoah,So old (Woah)We're not where we thought we'd beI miss the days of JTTWoah,So old (Woah)Growing old is so unfairI just found a gray pubic hairAnd we used to be RoyalsRoyalsHow was that 10 years ago?Seems like yesterday 2004I wish had another goIf I could be a high schoolerSchoolerI could be the prom queenAnd baby I'd ruleI'd rule I'd rule High schoolLet me live that fantasy

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