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Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton - karaoke text

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!DONALD TRUMP!VERSUS!HILLARY CLINTON!BEGIN!I've been in this game too longI'm a public servantHave been since I met MLK in personI'm a woman of the people, that's for certainYou're a man of the people who don't like turbansI was living in the West Wing while you were professional wrestlingYou got skin like Russian dressingFrom too much Russian investingYou been going bankrupt since the 90'sIf I was in Iran, you couldn't find meYou don't care about the job, TrumpYou just think the desk is shinyI said that I respect your childrenBut that wasn't quite right, yoLooking like some extras from American PsychoFirst name is Hillary, middle name, RodhamLast name is Clinton and lyrics, I got 'emYou fire celebrities on The ApprenticeMotherfucker, I fire bin Laden!How do I say this? You're racistOoh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and friskSo you use your fingers to touch chicks(She's only 12 years old)That's enough, shit(But she's married, sir)Just gotta get pushy(That's your daughter)Well, grab her by the pussyThat's assault, brotha!Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka!You don't know shit about steaks, yucka!But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka!Better save the date, I'm gonna rock the voteBad bitch on the scene like Murder, She WroteSo go ahead Donald, let me see your flowI brought Michelle's speech, borrow some quotesLet me just say I respect all femalesBut your rhymes are trashPut 'em next to your emailsOur country's in crisisWho wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?That might not be exactly trueBut I don't do politenessYou wanna talk about misogyny?Your Bill's worse than CosbyHe left a mess on that dressLike you left in BenghaziYou wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary, I sense itBut the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against itThe numbers are in and I'm right on your tailYou don't have the stamina, baby, you're frailThis will be just like '08 when you failBut Trump will appoint you to jailHow do I say this? You're a twoAnd you almost lost the primary to a socialist JewWhat do the American people gotta yankee doodle doTo get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you?They want a strong male leader, who can stand up to China (China, China, China)Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vaginaI'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinosMore police and less LatinosWhile you bury us in debt buying poor people socksI'll create jobs tearing down mosquesThen I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wallDip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it allI'll make this country great againWe'll all be living largeI'll tell Congress you're fired and put Charles in chargeFor the last eight years, this country's been run by-CAW!Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized-CAW!I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZYou two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feedI'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shitIf this is the best my party gets, then my party should quitHa!I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny?Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the doorDon't get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war

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