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Motherfucking bike - karaoke text

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I rise in the morning, and greet the daypull out the bike and I'm on my wayThe transportation shows I careEvery turn of the pedal - cleans the airGreener than green, I'm saving the planetjust like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janetno greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your assI'm on a motherfucking bikeI'm on a motherfucking bikeSharing my aggression is what I doEvery day I'm riding the 'Tour de Fuck You'Banging on hoods and kicking in fendersa right-of-way-aholic on a permanent benderRunning red lights at the fat intersectionCutout seat protects my erectionYou like the bird, in my hand?Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bikeI'm on a motherfucking bikeI'm on a motherfucking bikeSkinny-ass pants, the 'stache is fatthe canvas kicks, the ear-flap hatGot no gears so you best not dis meyeah bitch, it's a motherfuckin fixieMiddle of the street is where you're gonna find mea shitload of traffic backed up behind meCritical Mass is a Facebook likeI'm on a motherfucking bikeI'm on a motherfucking bike

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