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Helium Hard-On - lyrics

I want to cause you pain
But I don't know what to do
I've exhausted all my options
I've got to think of something new
I look around the room
to see what I have here
I don't know why I have a helium tank
but I've got a new idea
Stick it in
Blow it up
Your face it shows confusion
as I drag over the tank
The expression changes to horror
as from your pants, your dick I yank
As what I'm about to do
starts to take hold within
I open up the valve
and shove the hose in
Stick it in
Blow it up
The gas it flows inside
Skin starts to expand
Bigger than before
Will your cock float before it explodes?
Stick it in
Blow it up

Lyrics was added by roman59


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