Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.
I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place.
Spying through a window
I’ll kill that Michell hoe
And take over as first lady
I’m friggin crazy
When I kill your wife
You will marry me
I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign
You're frigging crazy
You look like a dude
Your eyes are lazy
And you need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy
But we’ll soon be having sex inside the Oval Office
Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard.
Please stop or I’ll barf, you look worse than McCain.
Oh my head hit a rock
OMG it’s really bloody
And stole your boxers
They smell good, don’t they?
Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A.
Just give me one taste.
Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the bass.
How could you do that?
This makes me so so mad.
But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat.
Will you be my man
Will you call me maybe?