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My Dad Says That's For Pussies - lyrics

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Fuck Guns N'Roses without Slash
A real man never uses hair product
Unless he's black
Toilet paper is for queers
Gargling after a blowjob
Is how they make light beer
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
Ain't gonna lift the seat to wiz
Just cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
This fair trade coffee tastes like gay
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
Libraries
Back-up parachutes and the Versailles treaty
Seat-belts hurricane warnings and
Anti-freeze
Rogaine, helmets, CPR and
Kenny G
Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille
And harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies x3

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