-Hi! Why is it so dark in here?
-Well, you'll find out later
See that mark I have on the rug there?
-Well go stand on it
-Okay, what do you see?
-You know, I have magical powers and all I have to do is a little twiddling down here, and now what do you see?
-You're turning into a skeleton
I will turn to a skeleton
All you've ever longed for is relevance
I'm bursting at the seams with elegance
Some might say I'm heaven sent
I just say they're full of shit because
I never asked for this
We never asked
We never asked for this
Now nobody wants me