I said "He ain't here, but he sure went by.
Oh, you're lookin' for Jimmy Jazz?"
Yeah, they said
Cut off his ears and chop off his head
Police come look for Jimmy Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz
Maybe put it down somewhere over the other side
See it gets to Jimmy Jazz
The police came in they said "Now where's Jimmy Jazz?"
I said, "Hmm, he was here but, um, he said he went out."
Who you're lookin' for? Jimmy Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz
Cut off his ears and they'll chop off his head
Oh, you're lookin' for Jimmy Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz
I feel like a soldier
Look like a thief!
It's for Jazz
He came in and he went past
Oh, you're lookin' for Jimmy Jazz
Don't you bother me, not anymore
I can't take this tale, oh, no more
It's all around, Jimmy Jazz, Jazz
J-a-zee zee J-a-zed zed
J-a-zed zed Jimmy Jazz
So go look all around, you can try your luck, brother
And see what ya' found
But I guarantee you that it ain't your day,
It ain't your day