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Blonde Boyz - lyrics

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Bleached hair, fair skin
Makes the lady swoon
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Chillin' out, maxin',
relaxin' all cool!
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Catch me in the tub
A quarter half-passed two
I'm Tommy,
I'm Ethan,
and I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
to the blonde boy zone!
What's up?!
I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen
Slaying all these women
with my massive peen
I've got a couple of hobbies
Besides being blonde
Like performing for the boys
with my ribbon baton.
I drink lots of soda
And hang out at the mall
I used to skateboard
But I knocked out a ball
All I need in life
Is my boys in my tub
Now I'm gonna pass it to my number 1 bub
Hey-o I'm Tommy
and I'm 19
I like to lift weight
and wears sunscreen
SPF 100?
I hope it's in stock
'Cause I rub it on my nip
And the bell end of my cock
The public, The media
They're on our side
With skin so white
we got nothing to hide
TV, and movies they're made for us
This lack of pigment is a major plus
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Jerome almost let me
have a sip of his brew
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
We're boilin' in the juh
Cooking like a stew
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Here, we're chillin' in the tub
Thank God they're nude!
I'm Tommy,
I'm Ethan,
and I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
to the blonde boy zone!
Howdy I'm Jerome and I'm 37
I've been blessed with
these sweet moist boys from heaven
(Uhh) Bought me and the boys
some blonde hair dye
Now we get the ladies wet
Like a slip n' slide
When I was their age
I don't have many friends
But these sweet moist boys
keep me up on the trend
They like to call me Dad
But I said no!
Can't they see who I am
I'm just another blonde bro
Sun kissed hair
Like a can of soda, exploded
And coated my head in goldin'
Like a moltin' lava flowin'
The blonde beauty is growin'
Labron's envy is showin'
Because his girlfriend the one
that I'm blowing
Hair like bananas
And we're hot as the sun
Sittin' in the tub man I'm hard as a gun
Girls like blonde hair
And they like my dick
So I dyed my pubes blonde so I can get
some dick
I mean suck my-
And get my dick sucked
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
I've got the complextion
of an albino baboon
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
(To clarify earlier in the song
I didn't mean to say "get dick"
I meant talking about a girl...)
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
I'm much older than the others
But I'm part of the crew
I'm Tommy,
I'm Ethan,
and I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
to the blonde boy zone!
As the hot one of the bunch
I tends to stay erect
If you're thinking 3-inches
then you're thinking correct
I have the thickest yogurt slinger
Of our bleached blonde dong
(Enough about your cob man
get back to the song)
We're splishin', we're splashin'
Just frickin' around
We're the raddest! Baddest!
Blonde hunks in town
I'm like a muscular boy
but I'm a bit more chub
But as long as I'm blonde
I'm still in the club
Blonde boys rule the world
Blonde boys get the girls
Blonde boys call the shot
(Ya know OJ was uhh, was innocent)
(Wait what?)
Blonde boys pay the bill
Blonde boys live the thrills
Blonde boys make the bank
(You know, you guys, I agree the
gloves didn't fit there's no way
he could have done it)
Blonde boys rock the stage
Blonde boys love the cage
Blonde boyslove the tub
(M-my dad said the Jews
staged the moon landing?)
Blonde boys lift the weights
Blonde boys go on dates
Blonde boys run the town

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