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[ Intro ] [ Eminem ]
Ballz, Ballz, Ballz x2
You´ll never touch my...
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
Catch me if you can but you ain´t man enough,
You´re standin´ tough
But you know that no matter what
You´ll never get the chance to touch
My ballz, ballz, ballz x2
You´ll never touch my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ]
I see you ain´t a playa, you ain´t ballin´
And I don´t even care who the hell you call in
In this game, it ain´t no talkin´
You can get it started, I nail the coffin
And all I here is "get your man up off him"
So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin´
And I ain´t gotta prove you nothin´
I do it and you ain´t gotta push my buttons
[ Verse 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick
He´s quick and I can´t get Marshall hit
So I played my position and don´t make a move
Been doin´ this for years, my team can´t lose
And ain´t nobody, ain´t nobody hard
9 o´clock, I´m gonna punch me a guard
Hut one, hut two, I´m ready
Hike, give the ball to Nelly
And nobody out there feels me
Take this ´fore you have to kill me
And any player in my way, I´m foldin´
Damn it, called holdin´
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek
Nevermind, let´s try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that´s brotherly
That didn´t work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up
I´m reachin´ up another grown man´s butt
Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre
But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his balls
My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls
It´s the longest yard, whoops that´s not the chorus
Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard
That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on?
Our on 5 and our timeouts are gone
Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball
Down the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds
48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts
Call another huddle, we´re down by six
The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift
But he´s so god dang high, that he trips
Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips
And runs the ball all the way down to the one
But he don´t get in, but all we need is a put ???
But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win
But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten
God dammit I´ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again
Everybody´s laughin´ now, no timeouts and its now fourth down
We´re never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea
Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long
I´ma throw the bomb, c’mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on
Ass out with a floppin´ schlong, touch down yeah I told you....
It´s the longest yard
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ Kuniva ]
The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball
I´ma run through all of ya´ll, ya´ll just soft
Even though my cleats is kickin´ up mud
It´s more traction for me, I´m stiff armin´ punks
High steppin´ through the end zone
I been gone, I´m so dirty you don´t even know my skin tone
It´s time to rumble, no time to fumble
And I won´t stumble, your frontline will tumble
Playin´ ball with killas, my team´s gorillas
Three time offenders, even drug dealers
One of the best runnin´ backs there never was
Movin´ like Barry Sanders, leavin´ you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ Proof ]
Yack is high, I got the highest yack
Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks
Bizarre snaps like a fire crack
And my palm more stickier than spider back
Eyin´ my eye, a Mack Truck tryin to sack us
No matter how big they flyin´ backwards
Wide reciever, recievin´ wide
For every stride in my life, I breathe and die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
Defense is playin´ a pass
Then the quarterback peeps and screams
That means that its time for me
To run out the back like a bat straight outta hell
My tracks burn turf when they excell
I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof
He got dropped and the ball came loose
And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stare
And use my lineman´s shoulder as a chair
Now I´m flyin´ through the air like a superhero
I can use this pose for a box of cereal
I´m no joke punk, I get my dinerio
For bein´ the best player on my team what
As soon as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut
I do one run, run, the screen go run run
Then I cut, spin around in the endzone
Then I do the ninety shuffle so
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Outro ] [ Eminem ]
Footballs
I´m talkin´ about footballs steve

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Video was added by SuperSonic


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