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Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant
I can’t count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now
"So, do you wanna boy or a girl?"
"Oh, doesn’t matter, as long as it’s healthy"
"Really? Because I don’t feel like those two things are related at all, it’ not like one or the other"
"No, no, no, no as long as it’s healthy"
I can’t wait to hear someone say
Don’t care if it’s brain dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a penis
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they’re pregnant
This zen world you’re enjoying
Makes you really annoying
"So, is it a boy or a girl?"
"Oh, we know but we’re not telling"
"What are you gonna name it?"
"Oh, we know but we’re not telling"
"Who’s the father?"
"Oh, we know but we’re not... telling"
Bitch, I don’t really care
I was being polite now
Since you have no life now
That you’re pregnant
You say you’re walking on air
You think that you’re glowing
But you had been ho-ing
And now you’re pregnant
You’re just giving birth now
You’re not mother earth now
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant

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