[Bob (Jon):] Can't believe this.
[B:] I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.
[Jake (the other guy):] Hallo
[B:] Hello, Jake
Hey. I just spoke with my neighbour who lives across the street,
and he told me that you came by my house today. While I was at work.
So what could've you been possible doing alone in my house,
with my wife, for three hours?
to know what you were doing.
house, around one o'clock ([B:] huh), and I fucked your wife
and then I left.
after we both came, I just went home.
You expect me to believe that you were in my house for
three hours and all you did was fuck my wife?!
I came, so we had to wait for a while. Then we had sex in the
kitchen, for a while, then we had sex in the living room...
You were in my house for three hours!
and then she wanted more. She said she was really wet and feeling
dirty and she wants more than one cock inside of her ([B:] Hm).
So we called your brother to see if he wanted to come over and
get in on the action, and, and he said 'Yes!', so we waited around
for about an hour. That's, that's why it took so long.
You and my brother double-teamed my wife?
it hard to believe that my brother flew all the way to Miami here, to
double-team my wife with you.
leaking for three months now. And suddenly today, of all days, it
decided to stop leaking.
lie, I guarantee you, you're gonna regret it. What where you doing in
my house today?!
noise anymore. I didn't want to do it, but she begged me!
backstabbing FUCK!, I'm gonna fix your face, you hear me?!
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