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The American Dream is to be supreme.
The bigger the better, the biggest ever.
Size matters.
It's David versus Goliath.
You're the kickdrum. I'm the hi-hat.
Size matters.
You took a giant leap for mankind.
We took a small step for cheese.
Size matters.
We write stuff on paper.
You write stuff on a fucking hill.
Size matters.
More isn't less, it's more.
Size does matter.
Size matters.
For every actor that we got.
You've got a cast and a crew and a millionaire with that.
Size matters.
I complain about my belly fat.
You die from it. I can't compete with that.
Size matters.
I feel so small,
but we must not forget,
that size matters.
And we've got the biggest alphabet.
We've got 29 letters, you've only got 26.
Let's see how big you are,
when you suck our fucking... vowels!
Suck my Æ Ø Å.
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.
(Shamone!)
We got Æ Ø Å.
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.
(We got Æ Ø Å)
After X Y Zed,
(You ain't got the Æ Ø Å)
there is no more Mr. Nice.
(We got Æ Ø Å)
We got a bigger alphabet.
And it's a matter of size.
Bigger, better, stronger, faster.
With ÆØÅ I am the Mæstør.
What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
Well...
Æ Ø Å! I got Æ Ø Å!
Champagne for everyone, on me!
How will you pay for that?
Ha-ha funny.
Æ Ø Å! I got Æ Ø Å!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Æ Ø Å
Baby let me give you some Æ.
Then I'm gonna make you Ø.
C'mon, let's get it Å.
Take it slow from base to base.
Then I Æ Ø Å all over your face!
(Æ Ø Å)
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.
We got Æ Ø Å.
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.
(We got Æ Ø Å.)
I don't need your big fat ass,
I got big fat Æ Ø Å.
(You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.)
(We got Æ Ø Å.)
I don't need your rock 'n' roll,
I'm rocking Æ Ø Å.
(You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.)
(We got Æ Ø Å.)
I don't need your pornography,
get it done by Æ Ø Å.
(You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.)
(We got Æ Ø Å.)
I don't need your crack cocaine,
cause I'm high on Æ Ø Å.
(You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.)
(We got Æ Ø Å.)
I don't need the iPhone 5,
Just gonna have a look at that.
(You ain't got the Æ Ø Å.)
I don't need Lady Gaga,
Gaga got Æ Ø Å.
- Hello, Mr. President? Um, the Norwegians... They have a bigger alphabet than us.
- What? Bigger?
- My fellow Americans, we have reason to believe,
Norway has weapons of mass destruction.
Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å!

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