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The snow is falling down
It’s Christmas time again
A woman has to get a gift for
Some girl at work named Jen
She doesn’t know what Jen likes
And she doesn’t super care
So she goes inside her closet
Just to see what crap’s in there
In the darkness there’s a light
Then suddenly she sees the Christmas savior’s here tonight
It’s a candle, light peach candle
Been sitting by a bike pump for a year…
FOR A YEAR
She takes the candle, dusts off the candle
Then wraps it up for Jen and just says, “Here”
Then one day after this,
In foggy London town,
Two acquaintances are having tea when one puts a present down
The other says wait what,
I mean I got you something too,
And she rummages inside her purse for some garbage that will do
A hand it settles on
Something that she had just gotten from her boyfriend’s mom
It’s a candle, that same peach candle
Regifted round the world in just one day
IN JUST ONE DAY
Thank you candle, the one true candle
The candle we all get then give away
But here’s a warning:
When you give a candle that is all that you need
Don’t pair it with a lotion or some lame little cream
A lot of people think two gifts are better than one
But that just makes each gift seem smaller and dumb
So just give the candle, don’t overthink the candle
It’s passed to every single woman and most gays,
We all get the candle we all give the candle
That nine dollar candle
That almost new candle
We’re joined by the candle
It’s the gift of having a gift to give away
The gift of having a gift to give away
Thank you, Candle

Lyrics was added by Eva01

Video was added by Eva01


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