When there's trouble in the air, i'm the bloke who's always there.
When loving couples swear and curse, I am there to make it worse.
In the shit, I'll drop you right in it, I'm shitstirrer
If you have two-timed your girl, straight to her I'll go and tell.
And even if your love is true, I'll still tell you've got two.
If you're off work and tell then why, I'll tell your boss it's all a lie.
And if you say things behind his back, I'll grass you up so you'll get the sack.
Pissed & proud
- Moped Lads
- Banned From The Pubs
- Elvis Is Dead
- Up Yer Bum
- Smash 'n' Grab
- Run Like Hell
- Intensive Care
- Keep Britain Untidy