No one better fuck with me
I stepped on dog poop
Then my mom sextexted me accidentally
Come on pretty girls lie to me
But then the DVR says that it is gone
I needed room for Cupcake Wars.
I don’t give any fucks at all
If anyone pisses me off
They’re gonna get a kick to the balls
You’re 30 minutes late again
Oh hey, Mr. Mail man
No more junk or I’ll kick in you in yours
Oh yeah, I wanna kick more
The cop who gave me a ticket
And my pervy pool man
The stylist who fucked up my bangs
I’ll kick any guy in my way
Don’t care if they’re black, white, crippled or gay
This foot don’t discriminate
How will I get relief then?
Oh my goodness I’m so sorry.
Bitches better watch out for my fist
Hey, ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend
I’m gonna punch you right in the tits
The chick who stole my parking spot
Cut me in line at the coffee shop
I don’t care if you’re just a kid
You’re gonna get punched in the tits
I don’t want your cookies
Go cry to your mommy!
But it feels so good!
It does feel good!