Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flaming pie
Skater kid tells a cop, "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When mine turtle says hello to you! (Hello!)
from Cairo to Madrid,
Saw gun-to-lease potato
And the "I Like Trains" kid,
In his flying machine,
Fight the aliens
(Throw the cheese!)
And built a time machine,
Went back in time to
One hundred million B.C.
"What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise!"
(I am a stegosaurus!)
Mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle!
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He started Drunk Science and he drank a cold one,
And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb.
Before he could explode.
(Look out he's got a nose!)
(Wait, no he doesn't.)
Mine turtle (Mine turtle,) Mine turtle! Mine turtle (Mine turtle!) Mine turtle!