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You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
you’re a big fizzy douche.
You broke that poor girl’s heart.
You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
you’re a big fizzy douche.
You should have told the truth right from the start.
But my intentions were good,
I was no slave to my wood,
I wanted her to love me for me.
He does have lots of riches
which attracts a lot of bitches.
Thank you, Alan,
but you’ll never be on Glee.
Oh, crap.
If I may throw in my two cents,
your love was based on a pretense,
your relationship with mother is to blame.
You didn’t suckle on her boobies,
you self-medicate with doobies
which explains why you used a made-up name.
Cue the refrain.
You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
you’re a big fizzy douche.
Everything you said was a lie.
You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
you’re a big fizzy douche.
But you’re still a really, really handsome guy.
Thank you.
Then what am I to do,
so I don’t always live with you.
Wow, that hurts my feelings
but since I live there, beneath your ceilings
I’ll bite the pillow like the prison bitches do.
Ooooh.
If she gives me one more chance
we can have a real romance.
If she doesn’t we can party in my pants.
Excuse me, no disrespect
but I have to interject.
What makes you think you can steal the show?
‘Cause I’m gay.
(You’re so clearly from L.A.)
Yes, I’m gay.
(And he will always be that way.)
I’m gay.
(Or as his Jersey friends would say.)
Yo, badda bing, he’s a big old mo.
Excuse me, but we seem to be digressing
and i find it to be quite distressing.
Can we sing about the problem that’s at hand?
Can Kate get over Sam and love who I am?
You’re confusing me for someone who gives a damn.
So, bottom line.
You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
you’re a big fizzy douche
and I’ll die sad and alone.
You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
you’re a big fizzy douche.
Hold it everybody - that’s my phone.
Hello, Kate?
You’re a douche.
Douche, douche, douche, douche,
douchey douche, douche, douche.
Doooouche, you’re a douche - oh, what a douche.
You couldn’t say it meaner,
I’m a big vagina cleaner.
Didn’t do what I tought to,
I’m vinegar and water.
On this we all agree.
(Oh yes, we all agree.)
Oh good, you finally see
to shining sea.
Give me a D O U C H E - douche.
Give me a D O U C H E - douche.
Give me a D O U C H E - douche.
Drum roll.
You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
just a big fizzy douche.
And that’s all I’ll ever be.
You’re a douche, you’re a douche,
you’re a big fizzy douche.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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