The Tiki Tiki Tiki Room - lyrics
Playlist
José: (spoken) (Yawns) Buenos Dias, senorita. My siestas are getting shorter and shorter. Oh, look at all the people, and welcome to Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room. Hey, Michael, mi amigo, pay attention, it's showtime.
Michael: (spoken) So it is, and what darlin' people I have sitting under me. Pierre, you rascal, you, let's put on the show!
Pierre: (spoken) Mon Ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on ze show. (whistles) Oh, pardon, madame, that whistle was for my good friend, Fritz!
Fritz: (spoken) Ach Tu Lieber, I almost fell out of my noble perch. Glad to see you all aboard, uh, uh, uh, a show, or (chuckles) verever you are. Mein goodness, you're all staring at us. We better start the show rolling!
Michael: (spoken) Wait, wait! We forgot to wake up the glee club! (blows a whistle)
José: (spoken) Olé! Olé! It's showtime!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
José: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
José: Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people, you!
If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too!
If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too!
Chorus: Altogether!
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
José: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Michael: (spoken) I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo!
José: (spoken) Sí, so low, we can't hear you!
Pierre: (spoken) My voice may not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of this world.
Fritz: (spoken) Ja Wohl, but the trouble is, it's not far enough out of this world! Isn't that right, Herr Schmidt? Oh ho, I see! Schmidt has no hair!
José: (spoken) Mi amigos, stop the clucking. You sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance -
Michael: The boys in the back are called macaws...
José: (spoken) Because of their claws?
Michael: (spoken) No, because they're macaws!
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan and two-can sound better than one toucan can!
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan and two-can sound better than one toucan can!
(toucan squawks)
José: The bird of paradise is an elegant bird - it likes to be seen and it loves to be heard!
Most little birdies will fly away, but the Tiki Room birds are here every day!
Most little birdies will fly away, but the Tiki Room birds are here every day!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
José: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Michael: Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree. We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that, we're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!
Because if we don't make you feel like that, we're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
José: All birds the sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
José: Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar and beat the drum!
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us, so come on and join us in another chorus!
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us, so come on and join us in another chorus!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Michael: (spoken) A little softer!
Chorus: (softer) All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Michael: (spoken) A little louder!
Chorus: (louder) In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room!
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room!