Well, I don't need her to be all smug and snooty.
I've got a plaque right here that says I kicked Hun booty.
We got everything we dreamed we'd find when we came back from war.
Yeah! Everything but... A girl worth fighting for.
Hey! Suck in your gut there's a girl worth fighting for!
And I think she wants us to come over!
My girl will laugh at all my jokes, but tell it to me straight!
She'll rub my head when I get sick-
And let me pick off of her plate!
If Ling can find a girl who likes his chopstick nose trick-
Ooh, he'd really better just propose quick!
Well I have to say based on today I'm cranky.
I'll just spend my life with you two.
Pass the hanky.
And there's no one there to steal my chair!
And twirl around the floor!
Wish that I had a girl worth fighting for!
I would be true
To a girl worth fighting
I'd make fondue
For a girl worth fighting
I'd even kiss you
For a girl worth fighting... for...
I've got a plaque right here that says I kicked Hun booty.
We got everything we dreamed we'd find when we came back from war.
Yeah! Everything but... A girl worth fighting for.
Hey! Suck in your gut there's a girl worth fighting for!
And I think she wants us to come over!
My girl will laugh at all my jokes, but tell it to me straight!
She'll rub my head when I get sick-
And let me pick off of her plate!
If Ling can find a girl who likes his chopstick nose trick-
Ooh, he'd really better just propose quick!
Well I have to say based on today I'm cranky.
I'll just spend my life with you two.
Pass the hanky.
And there's no one there to steal my chair!
And twirl around the floor!
Wish that I had a girl worth fighting for!
I would be true
To a girl worth fighting
I'd make fondue
For a girl worth fighting
I'd even kiss you
For a girl worth fighting... for...