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You're in Independence!
Welcome to the city so pleasing
That everyone's leaving
Fuck it! Go West!
Watch your bags
The city is bustling
With all kinds of hustling
And grit! Go West!
For independence
There are just a few things you should know
Stay on the trail or you might get lost
Don't pay the toll, not worth the cost
Marry the rich so you don't die poor
A banker's best but you might die bored
And independent
There's lots to learn
Which kid is your favourite?
Not all of them make it
Of course, sink holes
A nine month durge
Every marrige is tested
Thank God they invented
Divorce Trending
In Independence
Here's a piece of free advice for you
Before you go, the General Store
has all you need and plenty more
For you I-N-D-E-Pendence
We're all friends
There's no war brewing
No one's abusing their rights to own an
Ox like me
You'll need a full yolk
Their love and care is no joke
It's a jobe on your love
Here are just a few rules to live by
For your Inde -
Dont's say sorry to your Indian guide
They're not prepared for genocide
You might die on cholera and you might die in pain
But that's okay 'cause your probably get laid
By your mam and dad and little kids, too
Cause you all have to share the same bedroom
Use your kids as tourniquets
They won't help when you're bit
By a bear or a snake
Mother Nature's really great!
When you're out there on the Oregon trail
Feels like you are going to fail
But don't give up too soon
The world is your saloon
There's a place for us
In a house out west
It's Oregon or bust
To save the family crest
That's the promise of the valley
Leave all this behind
Lord have mercy on my soul
As I try to lead them blind
Chin up, kids!
You're family's united
I guess I'm excited
Oh, I'm so excited I poop myself
Let's go where
The Gold Rush is soaring
Let's go exploring our independence
Be prepared to take your life
with an arrow or a hunting knife
Stop and see Fort Laramie
Theres's nothing you see but you have to pee
Do you understand? Cause you look confused
Take a look at scenic mountain views
Stay away from Old Man Bridger
When he's drunk, he'll take your liver
LIfe is not petting zoo
Or you're get ripped in two
By a bear or a snake
Mother Nature's really great
Staying alive can be lots of fun
Be sure you have a loaded gun
Something will go wrong
The list is far too long
Declare your independence
Declare your independence
Declare your independence
Declare your I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-ENCE!
Diphtheria, onomatopoeia
All the same 'cause it gives you diarrhea
Runaway thieves are on the lamb
Leave them up to Uncle Sam
Don't stress, take a breath
It might just be your last
Time to hit the road!

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The Trail To Oregon

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