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Pays to Be an Animal - lyrics

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When you're growing up
As a youngin' buck
And your daddy asks
'Cause you hardly cluck
And you talk one day
Does the clucking comes to at end? Woah
It's the glass half full or scotch
Approach that the mommy cub teaches her goats
If you live or you're shot in the head that all depends
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't
Sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don't
And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't
There are stories told ff men's fall from grace
He rapes the land just so he can eat
But stories suck so fuck 'em right in the face
And even if you put on weight
Just poo it out and refill your plate
'Cause the older you get
The more you hibernate
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't
Sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don't
And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't
Don't shoot us!
Don't shoot us, please!
Don't shoot us!
Don't shoot us pleeeaaase!
Now listen, brother you don't wanna do this
I just lost my mum and dad for dick
Deep down, I know there's a heart inside that head woah
And if you're really that goddamn hungee
Just eat my pawents wight in fwont of me
And I'll raise my buffalo friends to seek revenge
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't
Sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don't
And when you wake up with mud on your dick
And you don't even know where it came from
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't
Sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don't
You wake up with blood on your dick and poo on your bum
Pickin' turds of your ass, it's fresh as grass
You got mud on your shoes, holly hell they're fucking hooves
Your hind legs are sore, yeah that's right, you've got four
And you don't even know a damn name
Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don't

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