Who's wiser than a warlock, and tougher than a troll
And charming as a candy cane?
Who's faster than a phoenix, and sly as a sphinx
And always set to entertain?
Look up to the skies, now look in my eyes
And loves to give the girls a wink?
Who's funny as a ferret, and quick as a quill
And always sings without a lip sync?
'Cause that smell in the air is the marvellous flair of
'Scuse me, Gilderoy!
Hair that curled in a beautiful fro
Now it's gone, and replaced with a suit and tie
Dancing in a variety show
Recently, he's been acting very queer
Every day, his story grows more and more banal
And Voldemort isn't coming this year
Why look at that wonder boy
When you could be looking at a wonder man?
We could be looking at a wonder man!
Who was Wizard of the Year seven times in seven years?
(Spoken) Who was it?
Who conquered all his fears and made a boggart disappear?
(Spoken) Go on, say it!
Who taught a yeti how to sing?
Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring?
Battled a banshee and came out a champ?
Trapped Jafar inside of a lamp?
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