Would you like to make a soldier out of your son Ted?
Now Mrs. McGrath, wouldn't you like that?
For the space of seven long years or more,
Says, It's my son Ted, will you clear the way,
Have you been sailing in the Meditereen,
Is the poor boy living or is he dead?
And in their place was some wooden pegs.
Saying, Holy Moses, is it you,
When you left your two fine legs behind,
Wore your two fine legs from the knees away?
When I left my two fine legs behind,
Took my two fine legs from the knees away.
- Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ya
- King Of The Fairies
- Mrs. McGrath
- Veneric Disease
- Drinking Song
- Whores of Baltimore