It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice,
But why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
But why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes;
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh;
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles please?
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh;
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles please?
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
A lonely Jew